"Whatever. Why wait an hour? Kill ‘em all now, see if I care"

George R. R. Martin was terrible in his first career as a hostage negotiator.

Oh, no you don’t, sick little boy. I’M the Mayor of this cancer ward on Foursquare.

I’m like Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds, but with Cheetos.

Don’t piss in my ear & tell me it’s raining.

In fact, how about no bodily emissions on me at all?

Also I’m pretty sure I’m entitled to a phone call, officer.

It’ll be a sad, sad day when I become too lazy to even do this 

[current projection, Q2-Q3 of 2015]

It’ll be a sad, sad day when I become too lazy to even do this

[current projection, Q2-Q3 of 2015]

You Saw This Coming

I’m sorry my field of negativity disrupted your psychic powers.

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perpetualtoska:

introvertdear:

Pretty accurate.

So accurate. I’m great in a really small group.

Also yep. Get out of my head, Tumblr.

perpetualtoska:

introvertdear:

Pretty accurate.

So accurate. I’m great in a really small group.

Also yep.

Get out of my head, Tumblr.

"I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted."

— Unknown (via h0lycake)

Yep.

(Source: slugly, via themisscook)

It’s so annoying when you have a hip-hop potluck and everyone brings in ‘da funk, but nobody brings in ‘da noise.

Ello?

marcmack:

Anyone else here on Ello? If so, find me there. Same bat-user name, similar bat-crap.

Ello.co is a new, free, non ad driven social media platform. They don’t collect & sell your data. It was set up by a group of designers & artists who think treating people like products is creepy.

Ello?

Anyone else here on Ello? If so, find me there. Same bat-user name, similar bat-crap.

'Chicken Out' or 'Bangers and M*A*S*H'

Remember that last episode of MASH where the lady strangles a chicken? Still haven’t watched the last 15 minutes of it.

I hope they eat it