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Writer / comedian Shawn Garrett, in a project reminiscent of John Cage’s As Slow As Possible, is posting the movie Back To The Future to Tumblr, almost frame by frame. It’ll take about a year to see the movie unfold this way. Reblog for signal boost to support this clever use of this medium, and heart a post here and there, would ya? :)

Writer / comedian Shawn Garrett, in a project reminiscent of John Cage’s As Slow As Possible, is posting the movie Back To The Future to Tumblr, almost frame by frame.

It’ll take about a year to see the movie unfold this way.

Reblog for signal boost to support this clever use of this medium, and heart a post here and there, would ya? :)

(Source: shawngarrett)

Always on my mind

"Hey, I was just thinking of you!" is what I’ll say if someone shows up trick or treating as Ebola.

Jesus really hated it when the disciples called his mom a VILF.

Hair grooming is for suckers who are in the pocket of Big Comb. 

On air for next 80 min at 88.5 in #yeg or Cjsr.com everywhere else.

Hair grooming is for suckers who are in the pocket of Big Comb.

On air for next 80 min at 88.5 in #yeg or Cjsr.com everywhere else.

Tags: yeg

Drinking cranberry juice for my urinary & gastrointestinal health because screw you double blinded scientific studies.

Insight.

They say you don’t really know a person until the DNA, toxicology, & autopsy results are back

By ‘they’ I mean Doug at the coroner’s office

Pre-cognitive dissonance.

Oct. 15, 2009: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

If I said “Hiding in a bathroom stall, having a panic attack” I’d have *nailed* it.

finn-the-elliot:

Wow so many new people!

Hi, Finn,

I noticed that you use a quote of mine as your bio — I’d like to ask you either attribute it or delete it. It’s been my twitter bio since 2009 and has been oft quoted, but not always attributed. Thanks!

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2010/06/07/edmonton-man-author-of-%E2%80%9Cthe-most-beautiful-twitter-message-ever-composed%E2%80%9D/

Urine luck!

By the time the 3rd guy at the beach peed on me, people were starting to question my jellyfish story.

johnfreiler:

Back in 2012, my friend Joe Nicolosi and I collaborated on a short film called “Hell No.” The premise of this fake movie trailer-style short was that we’d present a number of well-known horror tropes, and then have the characters react in smart, reasonable ways, instead of having them make the…

Signal boost for John.

If I was made of bread this would be terrifying.

If I was made of bread this would be terrifying.

Reblog If a Tumblr Follower Has Seen YOU Naked

hungrylikekevin:

A much more revealing metric.

Maybe ;)

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Best one of these yet. 

Everyone else can stop now. Please.

Best one of these yet.

Everyone else can stop now. Please.

Fun fact: until they were renamed ‘imaginary’ at the International Math Congress in Bern in 1907, they were known as ‘bullshit numbers’