"Your face looks good"
"This old thing? It’s just something I threw on"
Rejected Hannibal Lecter dialogue
If confidence is sexy then I am the 3551809627th sexiest man alive!
[looks behind at cowering Xu Zhao]
It’s ok, buddy. I’m here.
My cup runneth over, for I payeth not attention at the soda filling station at yon Subway
Bitches be much better now, thanks to a combination of therapy and the appropriate pharmaceuticals, thanks.
My mastery of superlatives is really, really, really good.
Cheerleaders must really hate it if their school name starts with a D.
"Mind if I join you in your repulsive & self destructive habit?" I say as I approach cautiously, eyes downcast. The Alpha Puffer eyes me warily.
- From my upcoming documentary, “Smokers in the Mist”
If you buy the right vowel, you can see Vanna White’s “O” face.
Singing “The Cat Came Back,” but changing it to involve an AK-47 & the cat not coming back.
Hush, Timmy. This is daddy’s creative outlet.