Bros before … ?
With all due respect, have you *tried* hos?
This morning I peed *while* showering AND brushing my teeth.
Adding “efficiency expert” to my résumé.
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January 2nd, 1928: physicist Paul Dirac postulates the antiparticle
January 3rd, 1928: first “pasto / antipasto” joke is made.
"Remember that time you had false memory syndrome?"
"Nooooh…. Oh, wait …yeah. Yeah, I think I do now …"
Being the gentleman that he was, Sir Walter Rayleigh always put his jacket over the wet spot.
When you’re about to curl up in a little ball of despair, but you decide not to at the last moment — that’s the aborted fetal position.
"Oh, dude … Can you believe I totally forgot to register for Burning Man tickets?"
Yes. Yes I can.
I’m removing all excess furniture from my place so I can come home every day and yell “This! Is! Spartan!”