Goddamit, Putin! STAY OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!

Goddamit, Putin! STAY OUT OF MY FRIDGE!!

I’m now finding almost impossible to hug anyone without leaning in and gently whispering in their ear “Hail HYDRA”

If you live, as I do, in the Glorious People’s Republic of Soviet Canuckistan (our potassium is superior!), you can help out my friends in Stone Iris by voting for them in this contest. Listen & you’ll see why you should.

You may even be able to vote from anywhere - try & let me know. You can also vote up to 3 times a day.

Look at me! I’m an astronaut!
THIS IS THE BEST TOY EVER!!

Look at me! I’m an astronaut!
THIS IS THE BEST TOY EVER!!

Woke up at 4:45 am & been browsing the Tumbls ever since selfie.  Needs must get back to sleep or I’ll be a wreck today.

Woke up at 4:45 am & been browsing the Tumbls ever since selfie. Needs must get back to sleep or I’ll be a wreck today.

botanicazilla:

I let him come over the other night. We started texting and talking outside of work about two or three weeks ago, and in retrospect, that’s when it started. But it wasn’t until last Thursday night that he legitimately asked me to come over. Of course, I was like “are you fucking kidding me?” Like,…

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I totally get axe murderers. The smell of that stuff makes me want to kill, too.

Safety tip: when crossing the street in a group, always put as many people between you and potential oncoming traffic as possible.

Off to a meeting! Passing through the Citadel atrium — the metal sculpture behind me is called Genesis, and it’s by Roy Leadbeater. It’s part of the legacy of the U of A hiring him that there are so many such sculptures around town.

Off to a meeting! Passing through the Citadel atrium — the metal sculpture behind me is called Genesis, and it’s by Roy Leadbeater. It’s part of the legacy of the U of A hiring him that there are so many such sculptures around town.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Venus is in the 8th house and Mars is retrograde, indicating that the planets have sweet fuck all effect on your destiny

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"Hey, buddy, sorry to *bug* you …"

Right. Like you’re the first one to make that joke, Gregor Samsa quietly fumed.

The piano has been reading

I listened to Tom Waits while reading Charles Bukowski and now I’m a grizzled homeless drunk.

Saturday night: brewing beer from scratch with friends, for shits and giggles. 

And, of course, for cheap beer.

Saturday night: brewing beer from scratch with friends, for shits and giggles.

And, of course, for cheap beer.

If you think you’d like the yum of dark chocolate combined with the nasal napalming of wasabi, then this is for you. 

It sure is getting weird.

If you think you’d like the yum of dark chocolate combined with the nasal napalming of wasabi, then this is for you.

It sure is getting weird.

Why is this even a thing? I was curious but I’ll save you the trouble: smear a thin layer of wasabi on regular dark chocolate.  Same effect.

Why is this even a thing? I was curious but I’ll save you the trouble: smear a thin layer of wasabi on regular dark chocolate. Same effect.