New Pornographers. Myriad Harbour.  I’m happy.

New Pornographers. Myriad Harbour. I’m happy.

Last minute Kijiji purchase has made me important. Very important.

Last minute Kijiji purchase has made me important. Very important.

"Here upon our speck of dust
We watch The Doctor!
Watch we must!”

'Horton Hears A Whovian'

"Perhaps weโ€™ll meet again when weโ€™re better for each other."

— Ten Word Poem #6 (via blowurs)

(Source: poemsbysmm, via thetroothandnothingbutthetruth)

The Google Street View car has been circling my place for hours. IT’S OVER, GOOGLE! I’M WITH BING NOW!

(jk - no one’s with Bing)

The Google Street View car has been circling my place for hours. IT’S OVER, GOOGLE! I’M WITH BING NOW!

(jk - no one’s with Bing)

New York is the city that doesn’t sleep.

My home town is the city that says “Do you mind? SOME of us have work in the morning”

The Heart of the Core

My favourite recently overheard mixed metaphor is “We’ve got to get to the meat of the cake”

My Son

"He’s a doctor, you know…"

Maria von Doom would regularly mention this about her son while glossing over his other activities.

I’m the JJ Abrams of radio.

I’m the JJ Abrams of radio.

The Ads of Madness

"It gives you tentacles!"

The Lovecraft & Assoc. pitch did not win the lucrative RedBull ad account.

Neologicalism

Portmangleau: a portmanteau that’s belabored and does not roll easily off the tongue.

E.g. ‘portmangleau’

Late night fringe show!

Late night fringe show!

2nd Commandment, I Think

If Jesus didn’t mean for us to have guns, he wouldn’t have put it in the constitution.

"I am de modern major general now"

The Somali Pirates of Penzance

I’m so glad my friends share my twisted sense of humour.

I’m so glad my friends share my twisted sense of humour.