Brother in Arms

If I didn’t have arms, that’d be sad, but at least I wouldn’t have to figure out what to do with them when I was just standing there.

tomhiddlesun:

somewhatdorky:

letsgeekoutfandomstyle:

celestialcow:

Jack and the Doctor.

John and David.

doing the Doctor Who theme tune.

(listen here)

This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.

Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.

im pretty sure that is the first and only time the host has ever smiled on the show

(via mynameesmuerte)

It’s true, I’m in San Francisco, but I have no plans to leave my heart here.

That said, I didn’t *plan* to leave a kidney in Reno …

I wish I could find someone who was as in to grammar as me am.

Oh Say Can You Sing

I’m trying to sing the American anthem, to blend in, but the only lyrics I can remember are “America! Fuck yeah!”

No TVs on the plane I flew in on because they’re ‘upgrading’

I had to read.

Like a caveman.

America: I am in you.

Sorry about the lack of foreplay.

"Next on the agenda, a goat sacrifice to our Dark Lord"

Few were surprised at their choices when corporations obtained freedom of religion

Rainbow.

Carry on.

Rainbow.

Carry on.

Job: security

Hi. I’m Marc. Just think: if you’d only invested in an ADT security system, I wouldn’t be here in your bedroom giving you this sales pitch.

Had to break out the fall gear this morning. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Edmonton climate!

Had to break out the fall gear this morning. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Edmonton climate!

"Well, it’s about this guy who sits in a Starbucks all day working on his shitty, shitty novel …"

Sometimes you shouldn’t ‘write what you know’

An actual screen shot of an ad for Reese Sticks.  Apparently proof reading the ad copy was extra, and they blew all their budget on the graphics.

An actual screen shot of an ad for Reese Sticks. Apparently proof reading the ad copy was extra, and they blew all their budget on the graphics.

It’s called Amnesia by 5 Seconds of Summer, and I hate that it’s stuck in my head.

Those others are good suggestions, too. We need an Eternal Sunshine wipe for songs we loathe.

It’s called Amnesia by 5 Seconds of Summer, and I hate that it’s stuck in my head.

Those others are good suggestions, too. We need an Eternal Sunshine wipe for songs we loathe.

♫ I wish I could wake up with amnesia

And forget I’d ever heard this stupid song ♫