I know it means taking a picture of yourself with your phone, I’m just saying that I’ve been calling that other thing a ‘selfie’ for years.
Does “The love that dare not speak its name” sound like the title of Harry Potter - Voldemort erotic fan fiction to anyone else?
It’s fun to imagine things, such as what a trip to Mars would be like, or what you’d do if you won the lottery, or how hard it would be for that guy Carl in accounting to continue his tuneless whistling with a crushed windpipe.
Me: “When I was a kid, we didn’t have the Internet. We had libraries”
Son: “You got your porn from the library?!”
If you publicly shame me for using ‘literally’ when I don’t literally mean ‘literally,’ I literally hate you.