I say, old chap, fancy a spot of madness?

I say, old chap, fancy a spot of madness?

Face time

"Your face looks good"

"This old thing? It’s just something I threw on"

Rejected Hannibal Lecter dialogue

Vote of non confidence

If confidence is sexy then I am the 3551809627th sexiest man alive!

[looks behind at cowering Xu Zhao]

It’s ok, buddy. I’m here.

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.


And taking 20 seconds to Google before re-posting means you don’t waste everyone’s time:http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/faketext.asp

cheezburgah:

even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

And taking 20 seconds to Google before re-posting means you don’t waste everyone’s time:

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/faketext.asp

(Source: ragesquadkiller, via darthkittius)

Time for this thing again! 7-9 am mountain time on Cjsr.com.

Time for this thing again! 7-9 am mountain time on Cjsr.com.

My cup runneth over, for I payeth not attention at the soda filling station at yon Subway

They’ll shank you just as soon as sing a joyful song.

They’ll shank you just as soon as sing a joyful song.

Bitches be much better now, thanks to a combination of therapy and the appropriate pharmaceuticals, thanks.

My mastery of superlatives is really, really, really good.

Really good.

Good.

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

(via bedside-manner)

Cheerleaders must really hate it if their school name starts with a D.

"Mind if I join you in your repulsive & self destructive habit?" I say as I approach cautiously, eyes downcast. The Alpha Puffer eyes me warily.

- From my upcoming documentary, “Smokers in the Mist”

With friends at the #yyc Stampede a week & a half ago. Log flumerific.

With friends at the #yyc Stampede a week & a half ago. Log flumerific.

Tags: yyc

The Big Oh

If you buy the right vowel, you can see Vanna White’s “O” face.

Singing “The Cat Came Back,” but changing it to involve an AK-47 & the cat not coming back.

Hush, Timmy. This is daddy’s creative outlet.