I’m now finding almost impossible to hug anyone without leaning in and gently whispering in their ear “Hail HYDRA”
I totally get axe murderers. The smell of that stuff makes me want to kill, too.
Safety tip: when crossing the street in a group, always put as many people between you and potential oncoming traffic as possible.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18): Venus is in the 8th house and Mars is retrograde, indicating that the planets have sweet fuck all effect on your destiny
"Hey, buddy, sorry to *bug* you …"
Right. Like you’re the first one to make that joke, Gregor Samsa quietly fumed.
I listened to Tom Waits while reading Charles Bukowski and now I’m a grizzled homeless drunk.